NICK COFFMAN

Nick Coffman is the Editor-in-Chief at The Hollywood Time$. He is also co-founder of The GG Tribune. If he’s not trying and failing to clear his Steam backlog, then he’s probably writing something that will receive 2-3 angry comments.

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Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch
Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch

His watch has begun.

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Kate O'Flynn Awakens from Trance to Discover Emmy just Effigy of Sticks
Kate O'Flynn Awakens from Trance to Discover Emmy just Effigy of Sticks

Punch served.

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Daring New Ad Features Fully-clothed Sydney Sweeney
Daring New Ad Features Fully-clothed Sydney Sweeney

Campbell’s canned the “Good Cans” direction of original ad.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

USA! USA! USA!

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‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream
‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream

Someone has to question the mermaid, again.

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Fuck, Macklemore Right
Fuck, Macklemore Right

God damn it.

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Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder Pregnant with Twins
Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder Pregnant with Twins

Nathan for you.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal

Losers! Losers! Losers!

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David Zaslav’s Golden Parachute to be Provided by ACME
David Zaslav’s Golden Parachute to be Provided by ACME

Ain’t he a stinker?

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Poll: Most Americans Would Rather be in a SAW Trap Right Now
Poll: Most Americans Would Rather be in a SAW Trap Right Now

I want to play a game.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Exploitive Guy Doesn’t Like Being Exploited
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Exploitive Guy Doesn’t Like Being Exploited

Have a seat.

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Jelly Roll Honors Dolly Parton by Dying
Jelly Roll Honors Dolly Parton by Dying

RIP Dolly.

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Hulu Cancels ‘Not Suitable for Work’ After Failing to Become Overnight Phenomenon and Make Cast Household Names with 9 Episodes
Hulu Cancels ‘Not Suitable for Work’ After Failing to Become Overnight Phenomenon and Make Cast Household Names with 9 Episodes

Not suitable for streaming.

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Hollywood Executives Salivate Over the Life Rights of Hayden Panettiere
Hollywood Executives Salivate Over the Life Rights of Hayden Panettiere

Sanitized Biopic incoming.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Peacock Orders ‘Office Ladies’ TV Series
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Peacock Orders ‘Office Ladies’ TV Series

Back to Dunder Mifflin.

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Report: Dad Rewatching ‘Train Dreams’ Again
Report: Dad Rewatching ‘Train Dreams’ Again

Considering becoming a logger.

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Brad Pitt Cool Again
Brad Pitt Cool Again

He is so back!

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Netflix Locks “Skip Intro” Button Behind Highest Priced Tier
Netflix Locks “Skip Intro” Button Behind Highest Priced Tier

You will watch the intro and you will like it.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger to Implement FastPass at Crypto.com Arena
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger to Implement FastPass at Crypto.com Arena

Laker adults coming soon!

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Travis Kelce Tearfully Returns to Chiefs After Not Getting Main Cast Role in ‘Grown Ups 3’
Travis Kelce Tearfully Returns to Chiefs After Not Getting Main Cast Role in ‘Grown Ups 3’

Back to foosball.

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‘One Night Only’ Director Admits His Parents Never Had “The Talk” with Him
‘One Night Only’ Director Admits His Parents Never Had “The Talk” with Him

No bird. No bees. No boobs. No dongs.

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WNBA Surprises Sophie Cunningham with Private Helicopter
WNBA Surprises Sophie Cunningham with Private Helicopter

Come fly with me.

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Robert Pattinson Asked to Stop Luring Pedophiles on Set While Filming ‘Dune: Part Three’
Robert Pattinson Asked to Stop Luring Pedophiles on Set While Filming ‘Dune: Part Three’

Full method.

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Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore
Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore

Petered out.

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TMZ Ends Hollywood Coverage to Follow Jimothy
TMZ Ends Hollywood Coverage to Follow Jimothy

Trash Panda meets trash.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Rick Moranis Rushes Back into Retirement After One Day on Set with Josh Gad
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Rick Moranis Rushes Back into Retirement After One Day on Set with Josh Gad

He had a Gad day.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Jason Alexander Apologizes for Innapropriate Sketch at Behest of Jerry Seinfeld
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Jason Alexander Apologizes for Innapropriate Sketch at Behest of Jerry Seinfeld

“Stop laughing. It’s not funny.”

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Struggling Unreliable Narrator Books Prescription Drug Ad
Struggling Unreliable Narrator Books Prescription Drug Ad

Yo ho ho it’s magic.

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A24 Signs Kane Parsons in Deal Worth 50 Boxes of Fudge Rounds, PlayStation 5
A24 Signs Kane Parsons in Deal Worth 50 Boxes of Fudge Rounds, PlayStation 5

A24 is also throwing in gas money.

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Charmin Bear Mauls Bidet Owner
Charmin Bear Mauls Bidet Owner

Bear facing life in prison with one-ply toilet paper.

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