NICK COFFMAN

Nick Coffman is the Editor-in-Chief at The Hollywood Time$. He is also co-founder of The GG Tribune. If he’s not trying and failing to clear his Steam backlog, then he’s probably writing something that will receive 2-3 angry comments.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Scientists May Have Just Discovered the First Normal ‘Invincible’ Fan
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Scientists May Have Just Discovered the First Normal ‘Invincible’ Fan

Are You Sure?

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Elon Musk Cast in Next ‘Transformers’ Movie, Will Also Feature Cybertruck Autobots
Elon Musk Cast in Next ‘Transformers’ Movie, Will Also Feature Cybertruck Autobots

Gro to Pen Script.

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Barely Out Alive: Pat McAfee Escapes Hellish Utah
Barely Out Alive: Pat McAfee Escapes Hellish Utah

Cities Scare Me Too, Pat

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David Fincher Cut 300 Slurs From Tarantino’s ‘Cliff Booth’ Script
David Fincher Cut 300 Slurs From Tarantino’s ‘Cliff Booth’ Script

And Away We Go

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Netflix Co-CEO’s Forced to Fight to the Death
Netflix Co-CEO’s Forced to Fight to the Death

Nothing Personal, It’s Just Business

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Nation’s Men Gather Outside Federal Prison Camp in Attempt to Save Elizabeth Holmes
Nation’s Men Gather Outside Federal Prison Camp in Attempt to Save Elizabeth Holmes

The most Babygirl Coded CEO?

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Underdog Harvard Graduate Sells Script
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Underdog Harvard Graduate Sells Script

From Riches to Riches

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MLB Cancels Rest of Playoffs Citing Lack of Dodgers
MLB Cancels Rest of Playoffs Citing Lack of Dodgers

Get the Brooms Out

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‘The Beekeeper 2’ Filmmaker Urges Fans to Not Bring Bees to Theaters
‘The Beekeeper 2’ Filmmaker Urges Fans to Not Bring Bees to Theaters

Buzz Off

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Geese Defecates in Carnegie Hall
Geese Defecates in Carnegie Hall

Psyoped Again

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Mike Flanagan, Stephen King Superglued Together Again
Mike Flanagan, Stephen King Superglued Together Again

Stuck on You

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Liquid Death Lands Naming Rights for US Execution Live Stream
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Liquid Death Lands Naming Rights for US Execution Live Stream

Bottoms Up

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Skydance Remaking ‘Flyboys’
Skydance Remaking ‘Flyboys’

Look to the Sky

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A List of the Rejected Company Names for the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A List of the Rejected Company Names for the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger

That Ellison Boy, So Creative

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Ben Affleck Confirms His Personal AI Also Named Jennifer
Ben Affleck Confirms His Personal AI Also Named Jennifer

There’s Something in a Name

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Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk
Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk

Cry Baby

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Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet
Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet

Throw in the Towels

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Paramount Announces Partnership With Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot
Paramount Announces Partnership With Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot

Spooky

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A24 Reveals ‘You Can See Everything’ Popcorn Buckets Are Just Repurposed Theranos Blood-Testing Machines
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A24 Reveals ‘You Can See Everything’ Popcorn Buckets Are Just Repurposed Theranos Blood-Testing Machines

The Results Are In

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“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta
“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta

Basically Unreadable

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center

Is Cell AI Slop?

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Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans
Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans

Itchy Tasty

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Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch
Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch

His Watch Has Begun

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Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks
Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks

Punch Served

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Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney
Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney

Campbell’s Canned the “Good Cans” Direction of Original Ad

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

USA! USA! USA!

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‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream
‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream

Someone Has to Question the Mermaid, Again

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Fuck, Macklemore Right
Fuck, Macklemore Right

God Damn It

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Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder Pregnant With Twins
Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder Pregnant With Twins

Nathan for You

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal

Losers! Losers! Losers!

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