“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta
Basically unreadable.
From a bush somewhere on the web, I can now confirm that creepypasta fans are freaking out over the recent addition of a sticker onto some of their favorite creepypastas. Fans are taking to the internet to voice their displeasure with the sticker.
“Oh my god, it’s so ugly,” wrote u/FeetinBio, on the No Sleep subreddit. “Can I just enjoy my favorite creepypasta without this annoying sticker? To make things worse, you can’t even take it off. This has completely ruined the experience for me, and I may never read a creepypasta that’s been turned into a movie, ever again.”
Some fans are going to extreme measures to remove the sticker.
“I photoshopped it out,” wrote u/FootinMouthandOtherPlaces in another post. “I just cross-referenced a screencap of the original creepypasta, which I had saved on my computer. Now I no longer have to look at that god awful sticker. If anyone wants a copy of the shopped version, just let me know.”
Film executive and sticker fan, George Willhouse, thinks fans are overreacting and should embrace the new addition to their creepypastas.
“Why would you read something, when you can just go watch the movie,” said Willhouse in an Instagram video earlier this week. “Who reads anymore, anyway? Once I got interns, I stopped reading completely. If you’re that bothered by a sticker and still feel the need to read the source material, why don’t you go ahead and just get yourself an intern. Problem solved.”
At press time, a sticker had been added to every creepypasta ever made. The bush I hid in for this scoop was a Slender Rosebush.
Basically unreadable.