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Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' Cuts to Reassuring Grandpa Reading You the Story

Garrison DeSieno 7/13/26 Garrison DeSieno 7/13/26

Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' Cuts to Reassuring Grandpa Reading You the Story

“I love you, Viewer.”

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Struggling Netflix Starts Patreon Page

Nick Coffman 7/10/26 Nick Coffman 7/10/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Struggling Netflix Starts Patreon Page

Price increase incoming.

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Lawmakers Demand WNBA Allow Caitlin Clark to Carry Gun During Games

Nick Coffman 7/9/26 Nick Coffman 7/9/26

Lawmakers Demand WNBA Allow Caitlin Clark to Carry Gun During Games

D-fense.

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Awards Show Runs Four Hours, Produces Seven Memes and Zero Cultural Impact

Aashima Rawal 7/8/26 Aashima Rawal 7/8/26

Awards Show Runs Four Hours, Produces Seven Memes and Zero Cultural Impact

They also left my favorite star off the in memoriam.

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Nation Eliminated from World Cup Contention Forced to Endure One More Week of James Corden

Nick Coffman 7/7/26 Nick Coffman 7/7/26

Nation Eliminated from World Cup Contention Forced to Endure One More Week of James Corden

A let-night nightmare.

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BOX OFFICE REPORT: ‘Young Washington’ Sees $20M Opening, Carried by Men 30+ Who Like to Masturbate in Empty Theaters

Nick Coffman 7/6/26 Nick Coffman 7/6/26

BOX OFFICE REPORT: ‘Young Washington’ Sees $20M Opening, Carried by Men 30+ Who Like to Masturbate in Empty Theaters

Chopping more than the cherry tree.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger Turns Heads in White at Swift-Kelce Wedding

Nick Coffman 7/3/26 Nick Coffman 7/3/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger Turns Heads in White at Swift-Kelce Wedding

Not great, Bob.

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Travis Kelce Vows Just List of Barbecue Sauces

Brett Skalicky 7/3/26 Brett Skalicky 7/3/26

Travis Kelce Vows Just List of Barbecue Sauces

You may fist bump the bride.

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