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Breaking: Kane Parsons Actually Three Steven Spielbergs in a Trench Coat

Nick Coffman 5/28/26 Nick Coffman 5/28/26

Breaking: Kane Parsons Actually Three Steven Spielbergs in a Trench Coat

We’re going to need a bigger backroom.

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‘Family Feud’ Added to 2028 Los Angeles Olympics

Nick Coffman 5/27/26 Nick Coffman 5/27/26

‘Family Feud’ Added to 2028 Los Angeles Olympics

Will replace Field Hockey.

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I’m a Cannes Film Festival Attendee Going on Minute 15 of this Standing Ovation

Carrie Pinkard 5/23/26 Carrie Pinkard 5/23/26

I’m a Cannes Film Festival Attendee Going on Minute 15 of this Standing Ovation

Please stop.

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‘The Proclaimers’ Gunned Down in Latest Long Walk Competition

Nick Coffman 5/22/26 Nick Coffman 5/22/26

‘The Proclaimers’ Gunned Down in Latest Long Walk Competition

Da Da Dead.

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Our 2026 Canceled Celebrity Commencement Speech Guide

Todd Mitchell 5/21/26 Todd Mitchell 5/21/26

Our 2026 Canceled Celebrity Commencement Speech Guide

Unwelcome words and where to find them.

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‘The Odyssey’ Spurs Global Historians to Debate What the Cyclops Was Really Like

Matt Fresh 5/20/26 Matt Fresh 5/20/26

‘The Odyssey’ Spurs Global Historians to Debate What the Cyclops Was Really Like

Eye on the prize.

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Future of Star Wars Uncertain After Theft of Dave Filoni's Action Figures

Amity Gilmour 5/19/26 Amity Gilmour 5/19/26

Future of Star Wars Uncertain After Theft of Dave Filoni's Action Figures

Full investigation launched by numerous YouTubers.

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Biologist in Audience Baffled by Invertebrate Jimmy Fallon Walking Around ‘The Tonight Show’ Stage

S.L. Neechski 5/18/26 S.L. Neechski 5/18/26

Biologist in Audience Baffled by Invertebrate Jimmy Fallon Walking Around ‘The Tonight Show’ Stage

A late night mystery.

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