Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder Pregnant with Twins
Nathan for you.
From a bush outside of Telluride Film Festival, I can now confirm that disgraced Theranos CEO, Elizabeth Holmes and Canadian comedian, Nathan Fielder, are expecting twins. Fielder admitted as much during Q&A, following the premiere of his upcoming documentary, You Can See Everything, which details Holmes' life in the weeks prior to her entering federal prison.
“We’ve started to narrow down names for the babies,” Fielder said before admitting that he thought all twins were a mistake since parents usually only expect one baby. “I’ve made a career of saving things and when I look at Elizabeth. I know I can save her. First, it starts with more babies. More babies, means time together outside of prison. I know she has two babies already, but those babies didn’t work. The difference this time? A celebrity boyfriend who can bring more eyeballs to her case. All I had to do was convince a federal prison to allow Elizabeth a conjugal visit. I had my work cut out for me.”
You Can See Everything co-director, Lance Oppenheim, recalls the budding relationship between Holmes and Fielder on set.
“There was instant chemistry between them,” Oppenheim said. “The awkward silences. The long stares. The way they engage each other as human beings. The lack of the deception between them. What those two have is real. Never have two people been more real with each other than those two. I can’t believe Billy [Evans] never noticed anything going on. I guess he was too busy tweeting from Elizabeth’s Twitter account.”
Holmes confirmed her latest pregnancy on Twitter earlier today.
“Yep, Nathan Fielder knocked me up with #3 and #4,” Holmes Tweeted from federal prison. “But let the record show that Billy is a better lover and more equipped than Nathan could ever be.”
At press time, Fielder attended a breathing class with Amanda Seyfield to prepare for the arrival of the babies. The bush I hid in for this scoop was Phony Ficus.
Nathan for you.