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A Six-Year-Old Reviews Animal Farm (2026): “Highly Orwellian and I Pooped My Pants”

Laura Berlinsky-Schine 4/28/26 Laura Berlinsky-Schine 4/28/26

A Six-Year-Old Reviews Animal Farm (2026): “Highly Orwellian and I Pooped My Pants”

“My mom took me to see Animal Farm.”

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Producer Jamie Explains Concept of Lying to Baffled Joe Rogan

Todd Mitchell 4/28/26 Todd Mitchell 4/28/26

Producer Jamie Explains Concept of Lying to Baffled Joe Rogan

JRE fanbase shaken to its core.

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Shocking Photos Reveal Mel Gibson Not Being a Piece of Shit for Once

Kate Danvers 4/28/26 Kate Danvers 4/28/26

Shocking Photos Reveal Mel Gibson Not Being a Piece of Shit for Once

Glad Max? Sad Max? Definitely Not Looksmax.

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‘Avengers: Doomsday’ to be Followed by Exam

Nick Coffman 4/28/26 Nick Coffman 4/28/26

‘Avengers: Doomsday’ to be Followed by Exam

No grading curve confirmed.

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Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special

Brett Skalicky 4/28/26 Brett Skalicky 4/28/26

Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special

No jack zone.

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Opinion: I Don't Care If You Fire Me, I'm Not Reviewing the 'Michael' Popcorn Bucket

Kate Danvers 4/27/26 Kate Danvers 4/27/26

Opinion: I Don't Care If You Fire Me, I'm Not Reviewing the 'Michael' Popcorn Bucket

I dream of a world without popcorn bucket influencers.

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'Michael' Review: Fun for the Whole Family and That Grunting Man at the Back

Matt Fresh 4/24/26 Matt Fresh 4/24/26

'Michael' Review: Fun for the Whole Family and That Grunting Man at the Back

The way it makes him feel.

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Ugly Children Barred From 'Michael' Screenings

Amity Gilmour 4/23/26 Amity Gilmour 4/23/26

Ugly Children Barred From 'Michael' Screenings

Coastal 8s and up only.

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