Producer Jamie Explains Concept of Lying to Baffled Joe Rogan
JRE fanbase shaken to its core.
From a bush outside their podcast studio in Austin, Texas, I can confirm that producer Jamie Vernon had to spoon-feed the concept of lying to host Joe Rogan while recording an episode of The Joe Rogan Experience Tuesday. A routine interview took an unexpected turn when the episode guest referred to recent measles outbreaks as “a huge step forward toward restoring American health.”
The following is a leaked clip, cut from a recent episode, which was published to YouTube:
JOE ROGAN: “Well, last week Doctor Markezich told us we should only take steps backwards. That way we’ll age in reverse.”
JAMIE VERNON: “Well I think most people recognize Dr. Markezich was lying, Joe.”
ROGAN: “What, like, on the ground?”
VERNON: “No. Like when someone says something they know isn't true to make you believe the wrong thing.”
ROGAN: “Jamie, look that up. I don’t think we’re talking about the same thing.”
VERNON: [Pulling up the Wikipedia page on lying] “He was lying, Joe.”
ROGAN: “This is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard of. Why would anybody do that?”
VERNON: “Probably to sell more copies of his book, Run It Back: How to Live Forever as a Super Smart Baby.”
ROGAN: "I can't believe we didn't catch this. We've never had this happen before."
VERNON: “It’s the majority of our content.”
[Rogan looked up to ask the current guest about lying, but an empty chair and an open studio window indicated the guest was no longer interested in moving forward with the interview.]
VERNON: "I know this is a lot. Let's maybe take a sponsor break."
ROGAN: “That’s right. They can’t lie in ads. Let’s do a sponsor break. It's good to hear from some honest people."
[ChatGPT ad plays.]
ROGAN: "Who’s on tomorrow, Jamie?"
VERNON: “Alex Jones is scheduled to discuss how the midterm elections have already been stolen.”
ROGAN: [While typing into ChatGPT] “Is Alex Jones a liar?”
At press time fans of The Joe Rogan Experience decried the leaked clip, lamenting a new era of "Woke Rogan." The bush I hid in for this scoop was a Texas Lantana.
