Shocking Photos Reveal Mel Gibson Not Being a Piece of Shit for Once
Glad Max? Sad Max? Definitely Not Looksmax.
From a bush in southern California, I can now confirm that actor, director, and antisemitic drunk driver Mel Gibson may be turning over a new leaf. Our photographer was able to snap some candid photos of the celeb walking around town, sitting on a bench, and generally keeping his mouth shut and minding his own business.
It’s unknown if the former Lethal Weapon star is changing for the better or if he was just having an off day. Gibson is in the middle of directing The Resurrection of the Christ Part 1: Reloaded and The Resurrection of the Christ Part 2: The Desolation of God, so it’s possible he’s just too tired to drive drunk, scream at his ex, or appear on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
While no one wanted to approach him and ruin this momentary reprieve from assholery, we were able to confirm this was Mel Gibson and not RFK Jr with a beard through voice analysis when he later called our voicemail to complain about the paparazzi stalking him.
“Fucking news! You’re everything that’s wrong with the world! Haven’t you ruined my reputation enough?” Gibson ranted in the profanity-laden voicemail.
It was nice while it lasted. The bush I hid in for this scoop was an Old Berry Bush.
Update: Further analysis of the voicemail and balancing of the audio suggests the word “news” in our transcript may have been misheard.
