SCOOPS
Matt Damon Explains Netflix Policy for Audiences’ Low Attention - Wait Where the Fuck Are You Going? Come Back and Click the Link
You fucking idiot, pay attention.
Breaking: Sophie Turner Has Never Been in a Tomb
Can someone who has never actually been in a tomb, raid one?
Writer With Hollywood Dreams Doesn’t Even Listen to ‘The Town’
Or any showbiz podcasts, for that matter.
Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast
The Smiling Friends take on their toughest job yet.
Dad Rewatching ‘Mad Men’ Yearns for the Days When it Was Easier to Abandon Family
“A guy could just get up and go.”
Netflix Dethroned: Largest Collection of Media Now Owned by Some Guy in His Garage
The collection includes 200 DVDs of Sharknado.
Hollywood Executive in Shambles Following Meltdown That Failed to Bring New AI Assistant to Tears
Production company considering AI ban.