Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast
The Smiling Friends take on their toughest job yet.
From the bushes outside of Smiling Friends Inc. HQ, I can now confirm that the Smiling Friends have been hired to make Mr. Beast smile. Co-founder and CEO of Smiling Friends Inc., The Boss, confirmed the company’s latest job while gyrating on the street outside of their offices.
“This is our toughest job yet,” Boss said before pulling out a bowie knife to cut his hand and draw a pentagram. “Sure, Jimmy Donaldson is soulless and his eyes are a black abyss, and he is the third most evil entity I know, but he has an endless pit of money. If anyone can bring a genuine smile to that lovableish mug, it’s my boys Pim and Charlie.”
Between chanting incantations, Boss then went on to describe the weight of this job on Smiling Friend’s future.
“I mean, I hope Pim and Charlie can do it. If they don’t, we’re completely fucked,” Boss said, summoning a cheeseburger from the depths of burger hell. “If the bad word of mouth around town doesn’t kill us, the loan I took out against this place…and Allan, surely will. If we don’t get that money from Mr. Beast, the bank is going to take our building and…enslave Allan.”
Catching up with Pim and Charlie on the job at Mr. Beast’s studio, things were a bit gloomy for the Smiling Friends associates.
“We’ve been taking thumbnail pictures for hours now. This guy is never going to learn how to smile. We just need to cut our losses and move on, Pim,” Charlie said, storming off the set, leaving Pim to carry the full load of work on his own.
“Now, Mr. Beast, sir, don’t mind Charlie. You can smile and you will. You just got to find something worth smiling for,” Pim said, holding hands with Donaldson and nodding his head reassuringly. “So, what is something that doesn’t feed off the desperation of others that makes you smile?”
At press time Charlie and Pim reunited at a local bar to discuss new angles to try on Mr. Beast’s smiling problem. The bush I hid in for this story was a Wacky Thorny Bushy.
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