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Comcast Can’t Believe It’s Least Evil Media Conglomerate Now

R. Anthony Mahan 10/5/26 R. Anthony Mahan 10/5/26

Comcast Can’t Believe It’s Least Evil Media Conglomerate Now

Out of Touch

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A List of the Rejected Company Names for the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger

Nick Coffman 10/2/26 Nick Coffman 10/2/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A List of the Rejected Company Names for the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger

That Ellison Boy, So Creative

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Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet

Nick Coffman 9/29/26 Nick Coffman 9/29/26

Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet

Throw in the Towels

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Paramount Announces Partnership With Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot

Nick Coffman 9/28/26 Nick Coffman 9/28/26

Paramount Announces Partnership With Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot

Spooky

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Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show

Amity Gilmour 9/23/26 Amity Gilmour 9/23/26

Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show

Free Parking Not Included

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Hollywood Executives Salivate Over the Life Rights of Hayden Panettiere

Nick Coffman 8/24/26 Nick Coffman 8/24/26

Hollywood Executives Salivate Over the Life Rights of Hayden Panettiere

Sanitized Biopic incoming.

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Following Latest Paramount-WBD Merger Pushback, David Ellison Threatens to Run Away From Home

Nick Coffman 7/14/26 Nick Coffman 7/14/26

Following Latest Paramount-WBD Merger Pushback, David Ellison Threatens to Run Away From Home

Poor kid.

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Paramount Greenlights Custer’s Revenge Film Adaptation

Matt Fresh 4/28/26 Matt Fresh 4/28/26

Paramount Greenlights Custer’s Revenge Film Adaptation

Just look at that stupid face.

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