BRETT SKALICKY

Brett Skalicky is a comedy writer and contributor to Points in Case, The Haven, and the Daily Drunk Magazine. When he’s not doing comedy he is likely tending to an abandoned lighthouse, instructing a self defense class, or getting mugged.

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Jonah Hill Spotted on Hollywood Boulevard Putting Jason Bateman in an Arm Bar
Jonah Hill Spotted on Hollywood Boulevard Putting Jason Bateman in an Arm Bar

Fuck around and find out how lame I’ve become.

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Tom Holland Celebrates Finishing Press Tour Without Spoiling ‘The Odyssey’
Tom Holland Celebrates Finishing Press Tour Without Spoiling ‘The Odyssey’

Spoiler free.

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Travis Kelce Vows Just List of Barbecue Sauces
Travis Kelce Vows Just List of Barbecue Sauces

You may fist bump the bride.

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Wrongfully Convicted Death Row Inmate Turns Down Free Legal Help from Kim Kardashian
Wrongfully Convicted Death Row Inmate Turns Down Free Legal Help from Kim Kardashian

“Just kill me.”

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Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special
Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special

No jack zone.

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Chappell Roan Sets Guinness World Record for the Most Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes Left on Read
Chappell Roan Sets Guinness World Record for the Most Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes Left on Read

“I am not a genie.”

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Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox
Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox

He’s gonna need a bigger mailbox.

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