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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center

Nick Coffman 9/18/26 Nick Coffman 9/18/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center

Is Cell AI Slop?

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Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans

Nick Coffman 9/17/26 Nick Coffman 9/17/26

Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans

Itchy Tasty

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Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch

Nick Coffman 9/16/26 Nick Coffman 9/16/26

Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch

His Watch Has Begun

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Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks

Nick Coffman 9/15/26 Nick Coffman 9/15/26

Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks

Punch Served

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Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney

Nick Coffman 9/14/26 Nick Coffman 9/14/26

Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney

Campbell’s Canned the “Good Cans” Direction of Original Ad

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

Nick Coffman 9/11/26 Nick Coffman 9/11/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

USA! USA! USA!

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‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream

Nick Coffman 9/10/26 Nick Coffman 9/10/26

‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream

Someone Has to Question the Mermaid, Again

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Dumbass Netflix Intern Suggests Making Good Content

Matt Fresh 9/9/26 Matt Fresh 9/9/26

Dumbass Netflix Intern Suggests Making Good Content

He’s New Here

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