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Legendary Pitcher Suffers Heartbreaking Career Setback

Matt Fresh 8/17/26 Matt Fresh 8/17/26

Legendary Pitcher Suffers Heartbreaking Career Setback

Is it the end of an era?

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger to Implement FastPass at Crypto.com Arena

Nick Coffman 8/14/26 Nick Coffman 8/14/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger to Implement FastPass at Crypto.com Arena

Laker adults coming soon!

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Travis Kelce Tearfully Returns to Chiefs After Not Getting Main Cast Role in ‘Grown Ups 3’

Nick Coffman 8/13/26 Nick Coffman 8/13/26

Travis Kelce Tearfully Returns to Chiefs After Not Getting Main Cast Role in ‘Grown Ups 3’

Back to foosball.

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Jonah Hill Spotted on Hollywood Boulevard Putting Jason Bateman in an Arm Bar

Brett Skalicky 8/12/26 Brett Skalicky 8/12/26

Jonah Hill Spotted on Hollywood Boulevard Putting Jason Bateman in an Arm Bar

Fuck around and find out how lame I’ve become.

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‘One Night Only’ Director Admits His Parents Never Had “The Talk” with Him

Nick Coffman 8/11/26 Nick Coffman 8/11/26

‘One Night Only’ Director Admits His Parents Never Had “The Talk” with Him

No bird. No bees. No boobs. No dongs.

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WNBA Surprises Sophie Cunningham with Private Helicopter

Nick Coffman 8/10/26 Nick Coffman 8/10/26

WNBA Surprises Sophie Cunningham with Private Helicopter

Come fly with me.

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Robert Pattinson Asked to Stop Luring Pedophiles on Set While Filming ‘Dune: Part Three’

Nick Coffman 8/7/26 Nick Coffman 8/7/26

Robert Pattinson Asked to Stop Luring Pedophiles on Set While Filming ‘Dune: Part Three’

Full method.

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Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore

Nick Coffman 8/5/26 Nick Coffman 8/5/26

Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore

Petered out.

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