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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A List of the Rejected Company Names for the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger

Nick Coffman 10/2/26 Nick Coffman 10/2/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A List of the Rejected Company Names for the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger

That Ellison Boy, So Creative

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Ben Affleck Confirms His Personal AI Also Named Jennifer

Nick Coffman 10/1/26 Nick Coffman 10/1/26

Ben Affleck Confirms His Personal AI Also Named Jennifer

There’s Something in a Name

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Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk

Nick Coffman 9/30/26 Nick Coffman 9/30/26

Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk

Cry Baby

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Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet

Nick Coffman 9/29/26 Nick Coffman 9/29/26

Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet

Throw in the Towels

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Paramount Announces Partnership With Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot

Nick Coffman 9/28/26 Nick Coffman 9/28/26

Paramount Announces Partnership With Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot

Spooky

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A24 Reveals ‘You Can See Everything’ Popcorn Buckets Are Just Repurposed Theranos Blood-Testing Machines

Nick Coffman 9/25/26 Nick Coffman 9/25/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A24 Reveals ‘You Can See Everything’ Popcorn Buckets Are Just Repurposed Theranos Blood-Testing Machines

The Results Are In

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Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement

Hector Navarrete 9/24/26 Hector Navarrete 9/24/26

Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement

Naruto Fans Totally Not Embarrassing Themselves Ahead of Live Action Movie

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Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show

Amity Gilmour 9/23/26 Amity Gilmour 9/23/26

Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show

Free Parking Not Included

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