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TIFF Promises Ticketing System Will Be Even Worse Next Year

Matt Fresh 9/22/26 Matt Fresh 9/22/26

TIFF Promises Ticketing System Will Be Even Worse Next Year

Game Over Poors

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“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta

Nick Coffman 9/21/26 Nick Coffman 9/21/26

“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta

Basically Unreadable

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center

Nick Coffman 9/18/26 Nick Coffman 9/18/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center

Is Cell AI Slop?

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Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans

Nick Coffman 9/17/26 Nick Coffman 9/17/26

Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans

Itchy Tasty

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Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch

Nick Coffman 9/16/26 Nick Coffman 9/16/26

Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch

His Watch Has Begun

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Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks

Nick Coffman 9/15/26 Nick Coffman 9/15/26

Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks

Punch Served

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Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney

Nick Coffman 9/14/26 Nick Coffman 9/14/26

Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney

Campbell’s Canned the “Good Cans” Direction of Original Ad

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

Nick Coffman 9/11/26 Nick Coffman 9/11/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

USA! USA! USA!

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