‘Scary Movie 6’ to Include Moving Tribute to Israel
Comedy is legal again.
From a bush on Vine Street, I can now confirm that critics emerging from early screenings of Scary Movie 6 are reporting that the film includes a moving tribute to Israel. According to reviews, the movie includes a scene in which its classic Stoner Ghostface character takes a pause from stabbing a victim so they can both affirm to the audience that Israel has a right to defend itself.
“This is just another way we are letting you know that we don't care who we offend. This is the sixth entry of our popular franchise, but we are still relevant and still fresh," said series star and producer Marlon Wayans in a recent interview, before pointing out a wholly original joke from the film's trailer about they/them pronouns. "No one will ever get tired of these jokes."
Wayans insisted that the sequence, which lasts a full 3 minutes, is totally apolitical.
“Israel has been and always will be our ally.” Wayans said sternly. “And to anyone who cracks a joke at their expense, do me a favor. Keep your ass at home. There is no room for hate in the theaters.”
Fan responses are mixed so far, with online sentiment landing all over the place.
“Glad Hollywood is making BASED movies again,” wrote Reddit user u/NotABot420.
“Comedy is Legal again,” wrote @SpankMeMuskDaddy.
“I was hoping for another fart filled stoner comedy,” said Reddit user u/BlowHole6967. “I go to movies like this to get away from politics. I don't want to think about Israel or genocide or how my tax dollars are paying for it.”
At press time Wayans denounced Redditor, u/BlowHole6967 and their comment about Israel. The bush I hid in for this story was a Bot Shrub.
