Our Interview with Master Chief's Butt
An intimate chat.
April 7th marked the four year anniversary of the television debut of Master Chief’s Butt. In celebration of the landmark scene, I sat down with that butt to reflect on the show and to catch up with what he’s doing today.
Hollywood Time$: Thank you for sitting down with me today,
Master Chief’s Butt: …
HT$: Let’s get right into it. The scene comes out and Halo fans lose their minds.
MCB: …
HT$: Fans called for a boycott of your show. Most blamed it on your appearance. You had to feel some kind of anxiety or sadness from that backlash, right?
MBC: … PFFTTTTTT …
HT$: Oh, wow that smells. You’ve got to warn a guy.
MCB: Sorry, I was holding that in for as long as I could. To answer your question, it did hurt. I’m a struggling butt, just looking to make my mark on Hollywood.
HT$: It was your first role.
MBC: Right. And there I was, this moment should be a top 5 memory for me. Instead, it’s a stain on my career.
HT$: Do you still play Halo?
MBC: No, it ruined it for me. Not that I have any time to play anyway.
HT$: Oh, so you’re still working?
MBC: Yes. Not so much on the TV or movie side, but I’ve been in a few ads.
HT$: Oh, I haven’t seen you. What ads?
MBC: Well, I’m fully dressed in them but mainly drug ads like Ozempic.
HT$: I was going to ask if you’re on the shot. You’re looking great.
MBC: I got it right after the ad. There are some side-effects, but … PFFTTTTT.
[The interview ended here after Master Chief’s Butt vomited everywhere.]
