Caillou Blasts ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Star During Podcast Appearance
PBS star has had enough.
From a bush outside Joe Rogan’s mansion in Spanish Oaks, I can confirm that former child star Caillou made disparaging comments about Dexter Sol Ansell, who plays Egg on the hit HBO show A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, during his appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.
“I can’t stand that show,” Caillou said, working himself into a temper tantrum. “Everyone is raving about it to me because they think I’ll care about a new show starring a bald child, but I couldn’t give less of a shit. I went through years and years of being unfairly hated and maligned just because I was the star of my own PBS show and now my trailblazing is ruined so the next generation of bald babies can play some tall guy’s sidekick. This kid, whatever his name is, I don’t even know it, but he shouldn't have taken the role. It’s an insult. He’s really setting every single bald child back and he should be ashamed.”
Host of the podcast and Caillou’s fellow bald baby, Joe Rogan immediately agreed with all of Caillou’s points.
“Yeah, wow that’s crazy. That’s totally crazy,” Rogan said before spacing out for a few minutes before returning to the conversation. “Because people hated you so much. I remember they would spread rumors that you had cancer but now they love this kid and it’s like what’s the difference? And I think you’re right, it’s because he’s just playing the sidekick to the tall guy. It’s just another example of the left’s hypocrisy and how they pick and choose what to be mad about.”
Other famous bald children spoke up in defense of Ansell and hoped for unity amongst his fellow bald brethren.
“I think us bald boys have to stick together and it’s a shame that this has happened. What we really need to do is to find some common ground so that a dialogue can be started. Otherwise, nothing will be solved,” said Charlie Brown just before attempting to kick a football.
At press time, HBO has responded to Caillou’s comments by saying they are looking into replacing Sol Ansell with a CGI monstrosity that barely resembles a human boy. The bush I hid in for this scoop was an Emerald Carpet Bush.
