Vladimir Putin Signs With CAA
“It’s an honor to partner with him.”
Editor’s Note: This scoop originally appeared on The Hollywood Time$ Substack on May 26, 2025
From the bushes outside of CAA HQ, I can now confirm that Russian President, Vladimir Putin has signed with Creative Artists Agency in all areas, the agency confirmed over the weekend.
“President Putin is one of the most influential voices when it comes to American politics and global affairs,” A CAA bigwig said, off the record in a video call from his yacht. “He’s been ‘Putin’ in all the hard work and it’s an honor to partner with him. I see big things in his future.”
The bush I hid in for this story was a Virginia Winterberry…the berries did not taste good. More on this story to come as it unfolds.
Happy Memorial Day to all the mom’s out there!
