HECTOR NAVARRETE

Writing, photography, parenthood, EDH brewing. Hector can fail at anything you throw at him. When not pondering his descent into middle age, he’s daydreaming about those dozens of barely started novels and what to cook for dinner.

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Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement
Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement

Naruto Fans Totally Not Embarrassing Themselves Ahead of Live Action Movie

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Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show
Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show

Free Parking Not Included

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TIFF Promises Ticketing System Will Be Even Worse Next Year
TIFF Promises Ticketing System Will Be Even Worse Next Year

Game Over Poors

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“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta
“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta

Basically Unreadable

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center

Is Cell AI Slop?

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Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans
Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans

Itchy Tasty

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Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch
Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch

His Watch Has Begun

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Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks
Kate O'Flynn Awakens From Trance to Discover Emmy Just Effigy of Sticks

Punch Served

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Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney
Daring New Ad Features Fully-Clothed Sydney Sweeney

Campbell’s Canned the “Good Cans” Direction of Original Ad

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

USA! USA! USA!

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‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream
‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream

Someone Has to Question the Mermaid, Again

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Dumbass Netflix Intern Suggests Making Good Content
Dumbass Netflix Intern Suggests Making Good Content

He’s New Here

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Fuck, Macklemore Right
Fuck, Macklemore Right

God Damn It

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Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder Pregnant With Twins
Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder Pregnant With Twins

Nathan for You

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal

Losers! Losers! Losers!

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David Zaslav’s Golden Parachute to be Provided by ACME
David Zaslav’s Golden Parachute to be Provided by ACME

Ain’t he a stinker?

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Poll: Most Americans Would Rather be in a SAW Trap Right Now
Poll: Most Americans Would Rather be in a SAW Trap Right Now

I want to play a game.

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Spike Spiegel Reveals Terminal Lung Cancer Diagnosis
Spike Spiegel Reveals Terminal Lung Cancer Diagnosis

Just say no.

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Kamehameha and Consent: Unexpected Lessons My Daughters Learned From Dragonball
Kamehameha and Consent: Unexpected Lessons My Daughters Learned From Dragonball

Toonami did not prepare us for this.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Exploitive Guy Doesn’t Like Being Exploited
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Exploitive Guy Doesn’t Like Being Exploited

Have a seat.

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Chris Pratt Tapped to Voice Optimus Prime
Chris Pratt Tapped to Voice Optimus Prime

“There's a thin line between being a hero and a memory.”

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Jelly Roll Honors Dolly Parton by Dying
Jelly Roll Honors Dolly Parton by Dying

RIP Dolly.

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Hulu Cancels ‘Not Suitable for Work’ After Failing to Become Overnight Phenomenon and Make Cast Household Names With 9 Episodes
Hulu Cancels ‘Not Suitable for Work’ After Failing to Become Overnight Phenomenon and Make Cast Household Names With 9 Episodes

Not suitable for streaming.

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Hollywood Executives Salivate Over the Life Rights of Hayden Panettiere
Hollywood Executives Salivate Over the Life Rights of Hayden Panettiere

Sanitized Biopic incoming.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Peacock Orders ‘Office Ladies’ TV Series
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Peacock Orders ‘Office Ladies’ TV Series

Back to Dunder Mifflin.

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Report: Dad Rewatching ‘Train Dreams’ Again
Report: Dad Rewatching ‘Train Dreams’ Again

Considering becoming a logger.

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Brad Pitt Cool Again
Brad Pitt Cool Again

He is so back!

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Netflix Locks “Skip Intro” Button Behind Highest Priced Tier
Netflix Locks “Skip Intro” Button Behind Highest Priced Tier

You will watch the intro and you will like it.

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Legendary Pitcher Suffers Heartbreaking Career Setback
Legendary Pitcher Suffers Heartbreaking Career Setback

Is it the end of an era?

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger to Implement FastPass at Crypto.com Arena
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger to Implement FastPass at Crypto.com Arena

Laker adults coming soon!

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