SCOOPS

Nick Coffman 10/16/26 Nick Coffman 10/16/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Underdog Harvard Graduate Sells Script

From Riches to Riches

Nick Coffman 10/9/26 Nick Coffman 10/9/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Liquid Death Lands Naming Rights for US Execution Live Stream

Bottoms Up

Nick Coffman 10/2/26 Nick Coffman 10/2/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A List of the Rejected Company Names for the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger

That Ellison Boy, So Creative

Nick Coffman 9/25/26 Nick Coffman 9/25/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A24 Reveals ‘You Can See Everything’ Popcorn Buckets Are Just Repurposed Theranos Blood-Testing Machines

The Results Are In

Nick Coffman 9/18/26 Nick Coffman 9/18/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center

Is Cell AI Slop?

Nick Coffman 9/11/26 Nick Coffman 9/11/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville

USA! USA! USA!

Nick Coffman 9/4/26 Nick Coffman 9/4/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal

Losers! Losers! Losers!

Nick Coffman 8/28/26 Nick Coffman 8/28/26

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Exploitive Guy Doesn’t Like Being Exploited

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