KELLEY GREENE

Kelley Greene is a chronically online satirist and writer from Chicago. Her work has been featured in BuzzFeed, HuffPost, and Yahoo! as well as humor sites like The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, The Belladonna Comedy, and more. She's not a fan of camping, but can always tolerate the outdoors long enough to squat in a bush for some scoops.